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In todays video I show all the complete saga cutscenes, I hope you enjoyed. This took a long time to make so I would appreciate it if you could leave a like and show support on my channel. So I will see you all in the next video, peace.
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Return of the Jedi (戦場の狼) Atari ST
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In this episode of Retro Gaming and general nostalgia, I find in my box of ancient disks from up my attic - Star wars : Return of the Jedi form 1988. This is not an image nor an emulator but the game play is take directly off an Atari ST 520 FM that I have been restoring.
I would like to say its a 'more civilized game from a more civilized time....' but I won't :)
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Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is a 1984 arcade game by Atari, Inc. and the follow-up to the first Star Wars arcade game. The game uses raster graphics, rather than vector graphics which were used for the first and third Atari arcade games based on the Star Wars franchise. Home ports were released by Domark Software for the Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum, Atari ST, Commodore 64, and Amiga in 1988.
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I have dream, I’m here to tell!
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel
Yes it’s One of a kind! right here in hell
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Inside of every demon is a rainbow,
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile,
Inside of every creepy hatchet wielding maniac
Is a jolly happy cupcake loving child!
We can turn them ‘round!
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All of you cretins, slobs, and losers
sexual deviants and boozers
and prescription drug abusers
Need not fear…
(For)Ever again
We’ll cure your sin
We’ll make you well
You’ll feel so swell
Right here in hell
At the Happy Hotel!
There’ll be no more fire and screams
Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams,
And puffy-wuffy clouds
You’re gonna be like “WOW!” (Can be a lil silly with the “wow”)
Once you check in with me! (Can vibrato here as well)
So all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies
cannibals and crying babies
Frothing mouthers -full of rabies
Fill with cheer!
You’ll be complete
It’ll be so neat
Our service can’t be beat
You’ll be on easy street
Yes! Life will be sweet!
At the Happy Hotel!
YEAH!
